Women can sometimes be seen as mysterious creatures by men. Try as they might, males occasionally can’t figure out what a female is thinking or wanting.
As a woman, you might enjoy being mysterious. Guys, to help you out, here are 18 things women don’t want you to know about them.
Laundry Time
“We really don’t wash our bras that often.” Washing intimate clothing is at the bottom of the priority list for some women.
Don’t Fix My Problem
“Sometimes we just wanna talk and not have the problems solved just wanna talk.” A listening ear is all that people want at times.
Pocket Power
“That if you put normal-sized pockets on all our clothes, we will take over the world. So much power.” The girl has so many pockets. She’s equipped are ready to become Queen of the World.
You Have Something Above Your Lip
“That some wax their mustaches.” Yep. Women can have facial hair, too.
Let’s Go Out for a Dinner
“We know exactly where we want to eat.” Your female companion is only playing with you when she can’t decide which restaurant she wants to go to.
We’re the Same as You
“We just want to be treated like normal equal humans. Not a secret, but men seem baffled by the concept.” A woman can change a tire just as well as a guy can.
This Is My Morning Face
“We don’t actually look like that. It’s makeup.” Guys need a before and after photo so they know who you really are.
I Don’t Care
“We don’t care as much as we seem to care. And the longer we care, the more painful the consequence is if you disappoint us. Also, we are most vulnerable when we act the angriest. We just hide.”
We all can switch off the softer emotions so that we stay protected from the pain. Defense mode: ON.
If Only You Knew What I Am Thinking
“We have fantasies of things we would never do in real life.” There are no moral limits in the fantasy world of our imagination.
I Never Forget When
“We remember everything!” Women use this as a weapon to disempower men.
Let’s Experiment
“They test a lot by doing something and seeing how we react.” Men, you are being used as guinea pigs.
Women Are From Another Planet
“We evolve into aliens every month, so that’s why we shed.” So now men know why you transform at certain parts of the month. It’s extra-terrestrial related rather than more Earth-bound reason.
World Conquest
“Why do we go to the bathrooms in pairs/groups? We have secret meetings there. About world domination.” You thought the Illuminati were the ones to be concerned about.
I’m Shaving My Toes
“Some of us have tiny hairs on our toes that we shave while shaving our legs. I cut my toe once, and my husband said oh no! What happened?? I said I guess it happened while shaving my legs…”
Be careful, and it’s delicate down there when shaving.
I Know What You Did…Yesterday
“We stalk your exes on social media.” Just when you thought the relationship was over and done with.
Welcome, Novice
“That there is this secret society that exists for the sole purpose of taking young females aside and teaching them the art of making men crazy.”
Guys thought it was a natural part of being female. Wrong! The womenfolk have been initiated and transformed.
The Joke’s on You
“How many times their man actually pleased them? Spoiler, it’s always lower than we think.”
Time to erase that overgenerous tally, guys.
OMG! What Happened Here?
“Public toilets for women are a huge mess in 90% of the cases. Do you think that you’ve seen the worst toilet in existence while going to men’s toilets? Nope, the worst women’s toilet is probably ten times as bad as the worst men’s toilet.” It’s hard to figure out how women’s toilets can be dirtier than men’s. After all, the women get to sit down. Ah, another of life’s mysteries…
There you have it, guys—some insight into what women try to keep secret from you. Enjoy the revelation that you now have. Yet, there are many more things women keep tucked away from men.
You thought figuring women out would be THAT easy!?!
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